John Dies at the End (2012)

The soy sauce chooses you

By: JWBM

This is based on one of those over-the-top, all-over-the-place books that looks to be unfilmable. Leave it to Don Coscarelli—who spearheaded the "Phantasm" films—to dive into the challenge of taking on this strange world that's full of more story arcs and changes in tone than one can safely type in one sentence... or ten. Though there's a playful consistency to it all that once it starts, you have the urge to see it till the end—and then hope for more.

"John Dies at the End" is a film that explores all of the generally deemed "crazy" ideas that you commonly and not-so-commonly hear thrown about. It's a tale that doesn't believe in normality, coincidences, or space-time for that matter. Instead it delves into the thought-I-saw-somethings, unexplainables that haunt us, what's-in-the-cards theories, or anything fantastical that defies the little you know about this plane of existence. It's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" had a mutated baby with "The Evil Dead" and threw in some other inherent traits of its own for good measure. Hard to say who did it first. I mean, time as you know it doesn't exist, right?

David Wong—the white guy with an Asian name, who also has the same name as the real author that is also a white guy with an Asian name—has a friend named John who one night decides to take some "soy sauce" given to him at a party by a wannabe Jamaican looking guy calling himself "Robert Marley" of all things. David—the more responsible of the slackers—gets mixed up with said stuff after John calls him in a desperate panic from the experience being unlike any other drug he's taken. It's the kinda chemical that doesn't carry a warning label or approval from any organization you've heard of. Did I mention a giant bug was crawling on the wall, a random dude appears in his back seat that wasn't there before, and the dog suddenly starts to talk and can drive a car? Soon enough, trouble finds David and John and they evolve into a sort of tag team of paranormal guys with a penchant for just shrugging off all the weirdness. Just think if "Ghostbusters" downsized the quality and mentality of the team, and then stepped up the strangeness and maturity levels of the content.

This is a diverting experience that throws earthy behaviors, mannerisms, and normal ways of life into a washing machine that didn't separate its colors. The film is tongue-in-cheek and self-deprecating. It takes itself seriously, then in the next instant slaps you and itself in the face like another Stooge rose from the grave to freak everyone out. It's just a wild, zany ride of good, weird fun that can be watched on repeated occasions for not losing that magic touch of insanity. This is out-there, but far from challenging. The plethora of information does a pass-by of your brain, rather than stops and gets processed further. In its favor are endless surprises that are ultimately unpredictable. If you find it to be, you might be on the sauce yourself.

Rating: 8/10

Director: Don Coscarelli (The Beastmaster, Bubba Ho-Tep)
Actors: Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes, Paul Giamatti
Info: IMDB link
Trailer: Youtube link